Welcome to Davide's tropical paradise. This is the bar that you will find. The bar should be stocked up. If you are unfamiliar with the art of mixing drinks, i left a reference book and a couple of books with tiki classic recipes. Most of the bar was built using the wood from the back patio, so if you go in the back patio you might see pieces missing.... oopsie.
You might call me a silly man, but I like a light dark and stormy. I suggest 2oz rum, couple of splashes of regan's orange bitter, and 5oz of ginger beer (I like kraken with Bundaberg).
This break the golden rule of a 2:3 slingshot. If you want purity then i suggest a 2:3 with Pusser. If you are super cool and would like to add a bottle to the bar, i will be grateful to you, especially if you add to the rum variety.
This break the golden rule of a 2:3 slingshot. If you want purity then i suggest a 2:3 with Pusser. If you are super cool and would like to add a bottle to the bar, i will be grateful to you, especially if you add to the rum variety.
The heart of #davidestropicalparadise is a collection of gods found throughout the world. Greg, the world famous decorator, has travelled all the four corner of the world, from East Liverpool*, to Calcutta**, to Lisbon***, to Damascus****, to East Palestine, and even Vienna Center*****. The gods are empty inside, but with the proper care, they could be filled with the essence of the dragon fruit^.
Behind the gods are hidden the ceramics burnt in the firing hot volcano. Perfectly shaped to hold all sorts of foods, from olives, to grapes, and from peanuts, to pistachios. On the left, a smaller god of the silver head^^, has the mystical power of opening glass bottles. Ancient aliens theorist believe that this opening bottle power comes from possibly what an advanced race of space travelers.
* - East Liverpool, Ohio
** - Calcutta, Ohio
*** - Lisbon, Ohio
**** - Damascus, Ohio
***** - East Palestine, Ohio
****** - Vienna Center, Ohio
_^ - dragon fruit md 20/20
^^ - also known as bottle opener
Behind the gods are hidden the ceramics burnt in the firing hot volcano. Perfectly shaped to hold all sorts of foods, from olives, to grapes, and from peanuts, to pistachios. On the left, a smaller god of the silver head^^, has the mystical power of opening glass bottles. Ancient aliens theorist believe that this opening bottle power comes from possibly what an advanced race of space travelers.
* - East Liverpool, Ohio
** - Calcutta, Ohio
*** - Lisbon, Ohio
**** - Damascus, Ohio
***** - East Palestine, Ohio
****** - Vienna Center, Ohio
_^ - dragon fruit md 20/20
^^ - also known as bottle opener
Feeling Tipsy is a-ok!
The bar is financed with your tips, so be very generous and the bar will thrive! I left some classy signs all over the tiki bar to remind you to tip and where to tip. Cash tips go into Ernie the tip lion box, while if you'd like to donate with venmo you can send to @cashbar and if you use paypal you can send it to my email.
In the picture below, I show you how to lift the cap of the lion box. Seems easy enough, but after few well done drinks might become a small challenge.
In the picture below, I show you how to lift the cap of the lion box. Seems easy enough, but after few well done drinks might become a small challenge.
It is possible to distinguish bottles who encountered the magical power of the god of the silver head.
Some say that if you close your eyes and stay in complete silence, you can hear the god murmuring: "recycle the bottles when you are done with them, and always leave the place as clean as you found it" |
Next to the giant foot god named Ernie the foot God, stands Ernie the parrot on her perch. Ernie the parrot is the host of #davidestropical paradise. He guards the paradise, night and night, as there is no day in paradise. Ernie the parrot will not do anything if you misbehave, but telling Ernie the Foot to give you the Boot! So behave and enjoy this tropical paradise of exotic beauty and mysterious rituals.
The most sacred of the items in paradise, stands next the Ernie the foot. Ernie the Lion cashbox, is where you deposit your cash offerings to the gods, for letting you drink from the forbidden drinks that abounds in paradise. How much should you offer, depends on how much of the drinks you enjoy, and as the Ernie the Lion says that karma comes around, so if you leave good cash, then the next time you come in paradise there will be more forbidden drinks, and they will be on the higher shelves, but if you are not so generous, bad karma will hit you back and for sure you will not be allowed back in paradise. What if you have no cash... then venmo @cashbar, or email me to paypal me. No checks please, and only USD. I repeat this tip part, cause this is the blood of the bar.
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Guarding the box of treasures are the Ernie twins. Standing proud on the wall of truth, they are always waiting for you to offer some sacrifices. You can sacrifice all sorts of stuff, but I suggest you separate the recycling. Over there you can dump your trash, and as heard in popular songs: "Your trash is the Ernie twins gold". Make sure not to leave food scraps there for days, but change the bag of sacrifices if needed. There are plenty of sacrifices bags right under the sink. When you leave, please be cools and bring the bag of sacrifices to the larger bin of sacrifices located outside the house, so that the ancient truck men people can load it all the way to the mystical disposal center.
Look at this beautiful Rinnai stove from Japan. When you arrive, the gas line will be turned off. If you use the stove, make sure to turn off the gas line. Also if you are not familiar with this kind of stove, which probably means everyone, be careful as the thing is mighty! It heats up with much more power than a regular home stove, so keep the flame low. When lighting up the fire, turn it to the max till the electrical turns on the flame, and keep it clicking for a sec or two, then reduce the flame.
If this is too complicated, please use the electric hotplate instead. That should be plenty for your needs.
If this is too complicated, please use the electric hotplate instead. That should be plenty for your needs.
So you know....
And if you need to find coffee, tea or knives, just look in the corner of the room or in the cabinets. If you use the knives, make sure to use a cutting board, and to wash them and dry them before putting them back. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
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I have no idea what this is for, but i have one for you to use, but next to it you ca see a cutting board, USE IT!
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Opposite to the Twins, there is a Columbo streaming device. It is possible to select and watch many of the Colombo episodes including the legendary "Identity Crisis". Next to it is an hot plate to warm up stuff.... but who needs that, when you can order to go at George's kitchen. Hot plate moved now.
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WARNING:
Netflix has discontinued Colombo, so we are temporarily out of Colombo! We are working on a solution to bring back Colombo to the Colombo streaming machine
Netflix has discontinued Colombo, so we are temporarily out of Colombo! We are working on a solution to bring back Colombo to the Colombo streaming machine
Last but not least, the puzzle. Help those kitten enjoy some relax by that tropical stream. I could play with that forever, really endless fun. Remember to leave the puzzle on the table by the trash, not in the trash. Again, by the trash, not in the trash.